go to: urbandictionary.com

RULES:
in the search engine, type in each of the following.
then post as a note [it helps to copy & paste as you go]
then tag some people to see what their results are.
[warning, some 'foul language' is used, but in good humor]

NAME: Alysia
-->sweet funny. dont take shit from anyone. fuck with a alysia youll get your ass kicked. a bad motherfucker. always in shit with the cops. but loveing and caring. cares about peoples feelings always. and friends before bros. Alysia Would Never Ditch Her Friends For A Boy.
Alysia is amazing, unique, outgoing, gorgeous,& straight forward. She is the type to tell it like it is, there is simply no other like her out there. The type who is hated for what people wish they were but loved by so many. She is the pure defintion of sexy. With an Alysia, you wont be unsatisfied.
Alysia cannot be duplicated, no matter how hard you try.

AGE: 17
-->The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
17 is something you dont understand.
i am 17. you're not. i'll tell you when you're older.
Seventeen is the last year before college, the last year before you can vote, the last year you are dependent on your parents—it is a bridge between childhood and adulthood. Seventeen is not considered as monumental as sixteen, but somehow 17 sounds so much older than 16. Sixteen is carefree teenager enjoying life while they still can, but at seventeen some sort of responsibility is expected.

[name a]FRIEND: Jodie [haha, sorry for this one...but it's what it said]
-->an asian pornstar who is in love with a lemon tri. hey whos that erotic asian chick over there?
oh that must be jodie!
A sexual position known for its intense orgasm and high rate of death by explosion in the female of the species.
Dave: ''I had sex last night with my bitch, and had a Jodie!''
Colin: ''Dude! what did your wife think about that!?''
Dave: ''Literally mind blowin!''

[something you should be]DOING: Homework
-->Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.

COLOR: Blue
-->The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
An umpire (in baseball/softball), referring to the uniform color. -"Good call blue. Got it right for once."

BIRTHPLACE: Lock Haven
-->Located in Pennsylvania it is the home of Lock Haven University, and a beautiful place to live.
Caution: Do not date any men living there, most of them are worthless. I love Lock Haven, I just hate the guys... well boys living here.

BIRTHMONTH: November
-->The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break! November rocs my socs.

[last person]TALKED TO: [the ray of] Sunshine
-->A cute affectionate word use to show enderment toward a significant other. If you are someones sunshine it means, you make their world brighter!! [had to laugh at that]
Term which originated in the 60's to refer to LSD or Lysergic acid diethylamide, a very potent hallucinogenic drug derived from ergot, a grain fungus that typically grows on rye.LSD was accidentally discovered by swiss scientist Albert Hofmann in 1938. Later introduced into the counter-culture movement and ever since used recreationally for decades
Slang word for coccaine.

Nickname: AJ
-->commonly used to describe an italian who displays "best-boyfriend-ever" behavior
also see sweet, irresistible, and sexy-beast
A slang term for a male couch dweller. AJ's like to have their ego stroked for doing absolutely nothing at all and can be awesome friends, despite their frequent mood swings. AJ's are experts at making girls feel good about themselves.
Apple Juice for short. Like OJ. Woah! This aj is the f***ing shit!!!!!!
: Lysh
-->A nickname that Alysha gave to herself in Freshman year by dropping the A's in her name. Figuring if she never got any A's in her classes, why should she have them in her name? And so it was.
Hi, my name is Alysha, but my friends call me Lysh.